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If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.
"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"
Cheesebag by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023

biggie cheese 

Dude, did you hear Biggie Cheese's new album. It's 🔥🔥🔥
biggie cheese by Choose another name November 23, 2016

teen cheese 

when a tv show or movie that’s geared toward a teen audience is painfully cheesy and corny. acting is more often than not cringe

of or relating to a situation that is typical of the teenage age group or adolescents such as cringey drama or tea
(noun)
Yo Craig, did you watch Outerbanks?
No man that show is straight teen cheese.

(noun)
Did you hear about Lexi’s boyfriend from high school who got chlamydia from Suzy?
Dude, I don’t need to hear about that.. it’s teen cheese. I’m in college now.

(verb)
Papi José, can you ask if Maria likes me?
Dude, we’re 23, ask her yourself. You’re straight teen cheesing.
teen cheese by ludis69420 June 13, 2020

Cheese Touch 

when someone touches a rotten moldy cheese, and is therefore contaminated forever by it.
"Look how ugly Donovan is. He must have gotten Cheese touch."

"Cheese Touch sure did get the best of Rosie O' Donnel. Yuck"
Cheese Touch by RaspyRory January 18, 2009

i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda 

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”