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A kid with curly hair, prone to thrust indecently but hilariously. Highly Ticklish and sustains an abundance of bass knowledge and skill.
Bassist's do it with rhythm.
Carpet you are unco. =)
Carpet by PancreasPoke November 7, 2007
to be so wasted, that you can't get up the floor.
Wow, I was carpet last night!!!
carpet by Ivan _fukitman January 18, 2007
n. slut, whore, person that puts out
see: shag carpet
Carpet by TracyL January 18, 2007
A 'code' word used in replace of the word gay.
Variations include 'carpet cleaner' which is refering to a gay person.
"hey do you think that guy over there is carpet?"

"probably, this place is full of carpet

cleaners"
carpet by lolITSTweenies May 6, 2009
verb, Puerto Rican slang for knocking someone out
I'm carpet that fool
carpet by Dick Burns January 18, 2007
"You dumb carpet!"
carpet by TheNicknameClub November 15, 2017