russian candyman

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

russian candyman by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007

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candyman

A potbellied regular at the Disco 2000 party at Limelight. According to legend, he waited tables at TGIFriday's and used his earnings to buy large quantities of cocaine and ketamine, which he would use to attract young ladies for e-hugs and further fondlings. According to legend, another clubkid, Jessie, got angry with him for breaking off a relationship at a BBQ in front of many mutual friends. Jessie put a curse on Candyman leading to his death.

It is said that anyone who uses ketamine and says his name 3 times in the mirror at the Avalon (new name for limelight) nightclub, will see his ghost rising off the dancefloor at 3 AM, wearing the same old Pacific Sunwear outfit he was notorious for.

According to legend, the ghost of candyman still reigns at Avalon nightclub. Summon him at your own peril.

candyman by nate March 21, 2005

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Candyman

When not dealing drugs, the candy man appears behind his attractive female victims after they say his name three times while looking in a mirror.

Also the worse series of movies ever filmed, with the possible exception of Pumpkin Head and the Craft.

"You lookin fo candy man, you found him bitch" - Dude in bathroom Candyman II

Candyman by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

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Candyman

A 40+ year old hired by the government who screws children for a living. Sexually insecure yet sly, he plots ways to lure kids into his pants. The pay is average.

Gaaaaaaaaawd DAAAMN! I wanna get fucked by the Candyman.

Candyman by King of Jing July 9, 2006