Skip to main content

Calalalala 

Kålålålā. A word from Ancient Greek. This is commonly used to make fun of somebody or tell them to shut the f*ck up. This word was first used by Stevie T
Ignorant person; “Your music sucks! Ugh!”
You; ”Oh look at me oh calalalalala”
Calalalala by yermasurda June 5, 2020
is a beautiful, caring, honest and beautiful person. She is a great mother. She never thinks of just herself. She is a loyal friend. She is not the type of person who is a back stabber. She is the best friend that a person could have..... She is also very lovable and she does not put up with shit...
best friend, good mother, Calah

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

calallen 

a suburb on the outskirts of corpus christi, known for their badass football team, but none of their other sports, has gone to the playoffs for football for 33 consecutive years, and went to state in 2016. full of rich kids who try and act like their from the projects. and cowboys who spit their dip in the hallways at school. it’s also full of hoes who have been sending buses since 7th grade and have sucked at least one dick before freshman year.
calallen girls are hoes!
calallen by bitchh calallen November 19, 2017

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!
Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023
A wonderful boy that will treat you like a princess. He will always help you when you feel down. A Calan would be an amazing boyfriend, he would never cheat on you.

Beware, he can get a little protective over the person he likes.
Calan has a good sense of humor but will sometimes be a little cheesy. He has a heart of gold.
Calan by sksksks vsco is gay October 21, 2019