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just another way of saying "cant" except with "aint" in it
Mike: "Aye bro can you kick it?"
Ricky: "Nawh dogg. I caint."
caint by RickyDollars November 29, 2011

caintard 

Derived from "McCain" and "Retard". A name given to anyone who's ferverent support for Senator John McCain clouds their judgement in monumental ways.
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Digger: fucking caintard.
caintard by Anonymous424 October 20, 2008
can of paint or the number 287. for the lazy folk.
"Shit Rusty, I's fergot my caint back in ther house!"
"I have caint days to retain my virginity--when that last day comes and I'm still loose as a coffee can, say goodbye to the dreamboat with the nice ass."
caint by ellie evergreen November 10, 2008
The way that some Americans from small rural towns say the word can't. In this translation it loses the apostraphe out of spite for the English language all together. This is possibly caused by some form of injury to the head in birth or early childhood. Often caused by the parent on purpose to feel some sort of retribution for the child being born.
I caint do anything right.
I caint find the hole (most likely pronounced hoe,because of the rural town birth/childhood defect).
caint by Weapon X January 23, 2004
Don't
Caint by Kygrl8 March 5, 2009
The stretch of skin bewtween the anus and vagina of a feline.
1. The cat is licking its caint. 2. You really need a shower because you smell like my cat's caint.
Caint by Georgia Surfer February 19, 2014