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Bung sprouts 

The ass hairs that are in the crack or around the bung hole, or sphincter. These are usually used as a prank in retaliation of someone throughing their pubes at you. You can reach back and grab a pack of bung sprouts to throw back at them.
Dude was being a real jerk so I put some bung sprouts in his salad. They will go unnoticed with all of the bean sprouts.
ass hair
Bung sprouts by Spudoh January 29, 2010
A large sack of feces created when someone's anus is sutured. Slowly grows each time someone defecates, until it pops, instantly killing everybody in a 20 mile radius due to the sheer stench of the moldy, sour, rancid shit.
a bung sack is a large sack of feces created when someone's anus is sutured. Slowly grows each time someone defecates, until it pops, instantly killing everybody in a 20 mile radius due to the sheer stench of the moldy, sour, rancid shit. " Jamie popped his bung sack over my head, and now my body is caked with sour, dirty, shit. "
Bung Sack by bungdukMOOSE September 1, 2022

Bung Shui 

Unlike Feng Shui, which is an improvement to a room, Bung Shui is an ugly room, or a room that is made ugly by an ugly object.
What!? They took a beautiful midcentury modern piece of furniture and made it "shabby chic?" You mean "shabby shit." That's really going to improve the room's Bung Shui.
Bung Shui by BroseSanchez June 23, 2016

Banga Sanga

A sausage in bread. (with or without onion or dead horse)
I went down to Bunnings to get a 'Banga Sanga'

Nose Bung Situation 

The inadvertent act of finding your nose in someones ass while in the 69 position.
As we managed the 69 position I inhaled to find I was in a Nose Bung Situation. It was then I thought maybe it was not a good idea to get this intimate your first time out with someone you just met in a bar. Then again, did I wipe thoroughly.

bonga slap 

when a man with a bonga gets it out and starts slaping people with it
fuck off or ill bonga slap you
bonga slap by aaron October 8, 2003