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Yeet myself off a bridge

To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge
John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun
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Japanese Bridge 

This is a sexual act necessitating five people. Two must be male and three female. It starts with one female servicing another female while being serviced by a different female, both of which are being penetrated by different males. The Japanese Bridge is similar to an expanded version of the Eiffel Tower
G.......................G
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y

Figure 1A.
*splash zone

Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
Japanese Bridge by OMGWTFBBQ22 October 4, 2010

brady typing

When you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing Named for Brady Haran of the Hello Internet podcast.
Wait a minute Grey I’ll just check Wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash

Several minutes later

“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.
Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

YEET yourself off a bridge 

When you a simpin nigga cause you missing yo ex... so you wanna die but in a cool way

tom brady handshake 

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.
Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.
tom brady handshake by MattyM1 September 23, 2015