when a person only wears clothes from the mall.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.
"That girl is so mall branded, look at her abercrombie jeans and hollister hoodie and t-shirt. I see that every day and it is starting to get very boring."
When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.