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mall branded 

when a person only wears clothes from the mall.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.
"That girl is so mall branded, look at her abercrombie jeans and hollister hoodie and t-shirt. I see that every day and it is starting to get very boring."
mall branded by cocochanel756 September 29, 2006
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being completely controlled by your girlfriend or boyfriend even more so than being whipped so that they leave their mark forever
Man i had to go candle shopping with my girlfriend in a pink polo because she thought i looked nice

Dude your so branded
branded by keecjl February 26, 2009

Braided Dutch Assist 

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
Braided Dutch Assist by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011
When a girl gets a tattoo for a boyfriend and when they brake up she has a stamp or a brand to remind her of him.

"The bitch is branded by me"
branded by troublemaker 11 August 1, 2008

bradders 

A word for a particularly unattractive female, usually with reference to a slightly deformed smile.
"You are absolutely bradders!"

"Anne? She's bradders!"
bradders by s_baillie_v10 May 4, 2009

Bradders 

A silver back gorrila that enjoys fast moving vehicles and thinks it's good with women.
Bradders by Lumpy Sam May 6, 2003