Bowling date 

old time slang for a fuck date.

The term Bowling date was used primarily as a cover up for parents. Normally instead of meeting up at places just to fuck they'd do a little fun first just to have a cover up in case. bowling games don't last too long however half of the time couples didn't even bowl at all. they just moved straight onto fucking.

Where you taking Sandra tonight? Mom, I told you we're going on a Bowling date.

Why in the hell are you driving so fast? Are you late for a big Bowling date I'm unaware about? slow down!

Bowling date by crizpymangos4ever October 13, 2014

bowling ball for marge

A present that you ostensibly buy for someone else, but really bought for yourself. Expression comes from that Simpsons episode in which Homer buys Marge a bowling ball he wants.

You're buying Mom a drill for Christmas? Dude that's such a bowling ball for marge, she'll totally know it.

bowling ball for marge by author October 10, 2006

bowling ball cut 

A rip of skin off your thumb by using a faulty bowling ball. Usually painful.

I got a bowling ball cut yesterday and it's still painful today.

bowling ball cut by Can of Worms January 19, 2008

bowlingposting 

(a bowlingpost) is the act of suddenly coming online to a group chat and posting something entierly irrelevant to the current discussion/topic in said group chat/group text.

Some people are currently discussing mortgages in group chat. A person that wasn't part of the discussion posts a picture of coca cola bottle filled with baked beans. That person just committed the act of bowlingposting the group chat.

bowlingposting by bregor2 December 23, 2020

Pope bowling 

Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier

- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"

- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"

Pope bowling by Baroness Orczy March 10, 2010

Fursuit Bowling 

Fursuit bowling is a common furmeet activity, usually organized by a group of friends. When fursuit bowling, the members of the group will dress up in their fursuit and bowl whilst wearing it.

Jake: Dude, where were you last night?
Tom: I was fursuit bowling with some friends

Fursuit Bowling by KrookedKnees April 13, 2020

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball by bluebear March 31, 2020