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Vaginal Bookmark 

Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
Dave - "Hey, lets go grab a smoke."
Shua - "Daryl! Get your vaginal bookmark to save our table!"
Vaginal Bookmark by Shuasage June 16, 2010

New Guinea bookmark 

When spooning, a man puts his penis in between the butt cheeks or thighs of the person hes spooning, until they fall asleep.
Last night I gave my wife a New Guinea bookmark, in the morning she gave me a German Lawnmower.
New Guinea bookmark by rs261 December 26, 2009

Bookmark 

Mark made on a person upon striking them with a book. The mark is usually a reddish color. Bruising may also occur as a symptom of being bookmarked.
My parents often bookmarked me as a child.
Bookmark by c0re_M August 25, 2008

muslim bookmark 

hi there. I needed a muslim bookmark for my muslim book.
muslim bookmark by Pineapple.243 December 23, 2009

Turkish bookmark 

The stain resulting from wiping one's ass with an open book.
Having defecated in a library washroom lacking toilet paper, I was forced to leave a Turkish bookmark in a copy of War and Peace, which I surreptitiously returned to the shelf.
Turkish bookmark by bellyonyoback November 2, 2008

Bookmark 

The awful player on a hockey team that sits in between the forwards and the defense and gets no ice-time.
"Hey bookmark, I've seen more ice in my drink than you've seen all season."
Bookmark by story13 December 2, 2009