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Mongos on bongos 

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.
By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!
Mongos on bongos by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014
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Beantown Belly Bongos 

Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Tonight's gonna be a good night; Beers, Bitches, Beantown Belly Bongos.
Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010

Booty Bongos 

Performance in which a woman's ass cheeks are utilized in a manner are manipulated in a fashion most similar to a Cuban percussion instrument consisting of a pair of single-headed, open-ended drums attached to each other. Similar to the bongo drums, the booty bongos are It is most often played by hand however differ in that they make no discernable sound unless the woman is naked or the booty bongo player is very strong or an “ass slapper
This pretty fit girl tried to give me a goodbye hug, but I was like- "nah girl, I'm feeling the beat and am gonna play those booty bongos instead"

Boise Bongos 

Where two people are having sex, and the guy proceeds to play bongos on her tits until they are numb.
Dave:"I played a show last night."

Bob:"Oh yeah? What instrument did you play?"

Dave:"The Boise Bongos. She hit me..."
Boise Bongos by Flyhunter November 1, 2008

lung bongos

I'd like to play those lung bongos
lung bongos by (JB17) July 27, 2009

Chill bongos 

Chill bongos is the feeling one would get when they are simultaneously shaking from both the external cold and from emotional nervousness. This usually happens during winter when the temperature is cold enough for physical chills and shakes to occur, the addition of trembling from nervousness or anxiety causes the sensation of a harmonious layering of physical chills. Chill bongos.
Person 1: “ God, I’m getting chill bongos from being nervous about doing this presentation.”
Person 2: “What? Chill bongos haha what’s that?”
Person 1: “Y’know, I was already shivering from this cold to begin with and now with being anxious about this presentation I’ve got an extra layer of chills.”
Person 2: “Ah... got it.. chill bongos.”
Chill bongos by Tea Bunny August 9, 2021

african bongos 

When a man sticks his dick in a partners ear hitting the ear drum in the process creating a bongo sound
african bongos by The3rdWelch November 28, 2018