boofart

A fart that sneaks up on you.

"Stern just had a boofart, it came out of no where!"

boofart by EaglesDawgs August 16, 2009

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Bloodbath

1. Typically refers to a situation in which many people are killed in a violent and extreme manner.

2. Also refers to a situation that does not involve extreme violence but involves the absolute dominance by one thing over another.

3. Death by bleeding within a bathtub.

4. In financial terms: refers to an investment resulting in massive and unexpected loss.

1. Not many people were killed in the Boston Massacre, but it was still a bloodbath.

2. Although the Broncos expected to be competitive in Super Bowl 48, the Seahawks quickly turned it into a bloodbath.

3. On July 13, 1793 Jean-Paul Marat slumped into his bathtub after being stabbed -- a literal and figurative bloodbath. The assailant claimed that she was preventing an even bigger bloodbath but was guillotined anyway.

4. I thought that putting my entire life savings into Lehman Brothers in 2007 would allow me to retire sooner than everyone else. Instead, it was a bloodbath.

Bloodbath by Supreme Court Justice Scalia July 21, 2014

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Blowdart

Taking a straw and packing it with cocaine then blowing it directly into a friend's rectum.

I was so skeeted after Trever blowdarted me last night

Blowdart by Sharty Party May 19, 2019

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The Blowdart Game

The Blowdart Game (also known as the Darting Game) is a game in which players use an imaginary blowdart gun (consisting of a player holding their hands to their mouth like a blowdart gun) to blow a dart at another player (the victim). Once hit with the imaginary dart, the victim must immediately feign as if they have feinted (usually falling straight to the ground) and cannot speak or move until another player removes the imaginary dart from the victim's neck.

The rules of the game are as follows:

* A player is only considered hit with the dart if he makes eye-contact with the shooter while the shooter is shooting
* The shooter must bring a hand to their mouth as though they are holding a blowdart gun and make a defined shooting noise (a breathy "thooo" will suffice) aimed towards the victim with whom they have made eye contact
* The victim must lie immobile until someone else pulls out the "dart"
* Anyone can play, but if someone breaks a rule, they cannot play the game ever again

An example of The Blowdart Game: A person (victim) walks into a room when someone else (bully) calls their name. Victim looks and sees bully making blowgun with hands, and bully makes blowing noise, "PFFT!." Victim is hit and instantly falls limp to the ground until someone pulls the "dart" out of his neck.

The Blowdart Game by DPlatt January 12, 2009