blundering idiot 

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet

Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.

blundering idiot by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

slow blinking 

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

slow blinking by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014

Bingering the witness 

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.

"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"

Bingering the witness by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021

Bingering 

Used in legal commentating to describe a prosecutor intentionally crossing Constitutional lines so as to cause a mistrial thus avoiding an acquittal.

He's bingering, he's trying to antagonize the judge so he will dismiss with prejudice.

Bingering by mikkedj November 12, 2021

Blibbering Humdinger 

A clever, yet elusive magical beast known to write witty songs that poke fun at wizards.

"OOOO Look! It's a blibbering humdinger!" - Luna Lovegood

Blibbering Humdinger by parsley mouth November 22, 2011

blinking pink 

The state when a girl is close to giving it up. Sex will almost always follow. A derivative of blinking red.

"How was your night with Sarah." "I was so fucking close, she was blinking pink and everything."

"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."

blinking pink by c.willi.m November 24, 2005

Bickering 

Argue about petty and trivial matters.
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Verb: bicker; 3rd person present: bickers; past tense: bickered; past participle: bickered; gerund or present participle: bickering

“This is normal sister bickering”.
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"whenever the phone rings, they bicker over who must answer it".

Bickering by Helping_out November 12, 2017