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blackholegoats 

i love my girlfriend blackholegoats more than myself
blackholegoats by l0r3g0r3 February 21, 2022

Blackrolled 

Similar to being Rickrolled, but the video that is linked is Rebecca Black's viral video Friday.
My buddy linked a video on Facebook for me to check out, but when I clicked on it Rebecca Black's Friday video popped up. I got Blackrolled.
Blackrolled by Joho14 April 20, 2011

no u blackhole 

Strongest no u ever, cannot be countered with any no u variants.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u infinity
Person 2: no u blackhole
- person 1 realizes the meaning of his senseless life and dies instantly-
no u blackhole by gay infinity June 11, 2018

Super Massive Blackhole 

A word used when he/she see's another person with their pants/skirt stuck in between both their left ass and right ass.
Ian " DAMN! LOOK! That fat girl at 12 o'clock has a super massive blackhole, i wonder how long that ass has been suckin' it"

Sara " GROSS!!"

Blackrolled 

Blackrolled is to be presented the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black as it is of the worst things to ever be present to the world.

To become the next generation of Rick Rolled

(Youtube of Friday by Rebecca Black)
A very mean and rude friend sends you a youtube link to Rebecca Black's Friday.

You are at a party and everyone is dancing to some dubstep and then you ninja the next song to Rebecca Black's Friday...AKA BLACKROLLED! (Even better to do on a day that is not Friday)
Blackrolled by SevenSS April 12, 2011

Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus) 

1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.
Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.