My name's Osama Bin Laden, i did a shit in the garden,
a number
2, not on the
loo,
i did a great big poo.
I used quick shit remover, and scrubed it with the
hoover,
but still the smell wont go to hell,
so then my hopes all fell.
I stuck it in the garden, so that it would harden,
after that it ate the cat,
and then it became fat.