Big spoon in a microwave 

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.

Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

Big spoon in a microwave by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022

big spoon baby balloon 

Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.

Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?

big spoon baby balloon by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006

big spoon- little spoon- fork 

A loving manoveure conducted usually under the guise of friendship involvng three parties, beginning with ice cream and movies and ending often in pregnancy. This is a subtle seductive technique but a successful one.

A movie night between friends becoming an orgy, going from big spoon- little spoon- fork.

big spoon- little spoon- fork by ranggggggggga April 29, 2011

Little Girl, Big Spoon 

adj.

1.deviating from truth or fact; erroneous
2.not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person;
3.not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice.

Little Girl, Big Spoon is clearly Little Girl, Big Spoon about this issue.

Little Girl, Big Spoon by Brosefix November 30, 2006

big momma spoon whip 

when a big momma asults you with her over sized wooden spoon

big momma whipped me with her spoon

big momma spoon whip by oren November 6, 2004

my spoon is too big 

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

my spoon is too big by Rick May 22, 2004

my spoon is too big 

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

my spoon is too big by coasterenthusiast October 6, 2016