battlesharkey 

A blonde, beer loving german/swabian who wants to be french.
and supports werder bremen...

Battlesharkey likes beer and french things?

battlesharkey by milkshakeandoreos April 30, 2009

sunk my battleship

"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.

Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!

Gaytalk moderator loses!

Comrade Gumba: all your base...

sunk my battleship by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

battleshits 

A game played in which two or more girls sit on the toliet and see who can make the loudest "battle ship" noises with their monstrous bowl emissions.

"Gorsh Sally, you sunk my destroyer!"

battleshits by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

Redneck Battleship

Any full size American truck with lift kits that raise the truck to annoying heights.

"Did you see that Holly got a new F150?" "Yeah, she put a 36" lift kit on it, its a real Redneck Battleship now"

Redneck Battleship by MoparMan85 December 15, 2009

Bathroom Battleship 

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.

Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.

Bathroom Battleship by chork September 9, 2005

battleshits 

Where two or more buddies get into adjacent stalls and see who can take the loudest shit.

"Did anyone else just hear a truck backfire?"
"No, thats just John and Mike playing battleshits."

battleshits by Anal-Explode March 6, 2007

Battleship 

A heavily armored ship used in WW1/WW2-era and had over 12-inch Weaponry.

Also- why is this website sex-related and full of perverts?
Fuck the ejaculate on face game.

P1: hey want to go on a tour on Missouri?
P2: Fuck yeah!
P3: I'm in for sure!

Battleship

Battleship by Gomazi the robot May 6, 2022