screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Ape braining

Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.

Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?

Ah, I was just Ape braining

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 30, 2020

High Braining

Someone who sets unrealistic goals.
One who sets to high of expectations.

My Child's always high braining when it comes to what they want to be when they grow up.

My guidance counselor always tells me I'm high braining.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

bargainista

A woman who can wait out a sale like no other in order to get clothes and shoes at the cheapest price possible.

The bargainista visited H&M every week until her sweater dress was reduced 50% before finally purchasing it.

by Yvie B January 21, 2010

bargating

Like tailgating, but inside a drinking establishment where some nice person will bring you all the alcohol you want. Infinitely preferable when the weather is below freezing or its raining out. Done best with a bar full of friends and people supporting your team.

Q: Hey, I heard your team was Rose Bowl bound. You going to any tailgating parties?

A: No man, I'm stuck in Wisconsin. Jan 1, I'll be bargating it instead.

by catusha January 1, 2011

braining

When a man takes his nut sack gym bag and places it as close to the face of a sleeping victim as possible. A picture is then taken with the balls/victim in the same photo.

Chris fell asleep, so I brained him.

Braining is fun, but my nuts get camera shy.

by Amber June 1, 2004

Braining

Using the thing inside the upbeat bones in ur body

I am braining rn

by Danielle______________________ December 26, 2018