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french hot air baloon

when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.
when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.

ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.
Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku
ass baloon by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016

fart baloon II 

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

Red Baloon 

When a female manages to have her period on another humans face.
Dude: Last night I went to eat out my girlfriend and she gave me the most surprising red baloon it even went in my eyes!!
Guy: Gnarley dude you should have slapped her
Red Baloon by bdemsk September 27, 2009

cock baloon 

n; whilst engaging in foreplay, the state of the male penis when it is fully prepared for penetration. Symptoms of this state are usually big, red/purple, throbbing, uncontrollable penises.
"Randy, I think we should skip the forplay, you've got yourself a cock baloon!"

desi baloon 

peasant girls wearing red, green, blue, yellow dresses of vibrant colours that are common in rural india.
ye sab desi baloon pe line maarne se koi faayda nahi hoga. woh to uske jaise desi ko ho pategi.