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Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.
Ballsack Applejacks by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

Ballsack blues

1. a dull, nagging pain in the scrotum from jumping, running or playing impact sports without support.

2. a lingering case of blue balls
Since i played volleyball this morning, i've been singing the ballsack blues.
Ballsack blues by Teeny B Smith September 7, 2006

ballsack 

This word has many uses...
1. In reference to the "scrotal area."
2. A nickname for a friend.
3. A name for someone you don't know.
4. Instead of a word such as "shit" or "damn" when in an uncomfortable situation.
5. As a random word to yell out of a car window while driving by someone walking on the sidewalk.
6. In a state of shock.
7. In response to a question you don't want to answer.
8. As a put-down to someone (calling them a ballsack).
9. As a comeback.
1. "DUDE! That girl just nailed him in the ballsack with that brick!"
2. "Hey Ballsack! How are you!?"
3. "Who is that ballsack over there?"
4. "BALLSACK! I wet my pants!"
5. ... "BALLSACK!!!!!"
6. "Holy BALLSACK!"
7. "Oh..um...ballsack."
8. "Dude, you're such a ballsack."
9. "Eat a ballsack."
ballsack by Karlie April 12, 2004

Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"
Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballsack sports 

The only reliable news source. Mainly reports on happenings in the NBA, but any news they drop is factual, accurate, and refreshingly real.
Person 1: "Apparently Skip Bayless has 3,280,000 messages addressed to “LeBron” in his 27 year career, according to Ballsack Sports."
Person 2: "Well if the Sack reported it, it must be true! Now nobody can claim that anyone other than Skip is the dickriding GOAT!"

morning ballsack-scratch 

First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.