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Balls on the Shoulder 

Balls on the shoulder is a term for when one male party literally places his pubicle sack on a second male party's shoulder (either shoulder is acceptable). The act can be done either as a derogatory act intended to aggravate a homophobic individual, or can be done in the act of making love to create deep romantic affection.
Nate: "Hey Andrew, can I give you some Balls on the Shoulder action tonight?"
Andrew: "Yes, Nate, that would consummate our love for each other."

Balls on ice 

A term used to describe sitting around doing sweet fuck all (nothing or very little) and being a bum. Chilling so hard your balls may as well be resting on ice keeping cool.
"what you doing?"
"fuck all. You?"
"Just got my balls on ice man, my balls on ice"
Balls on ice by sonofevil May 4, 2013

balls on balls 

Urban greeting, affirmation or agreeable gesture.
two people making fist bumps. "balls on balls" said as knucks touch.
balls on balls by A-team Ame April 18, 2008

balls on toast

when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.
What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.
balls on toast by Frank da tank August 9, 2006

balls on chin

A phrase to express major disappointment or being owned or making a glaring error.

The phrase is often accompanied by a gesture simulating said balls.
A: <fucks up>
B: Balls on chin. <gesture>
A: Yes, balls on chin. <returns gesture>
balls on chin by CellBlock September 16, 2004

balls on toast

Used whence referencing the act of doing nothing, nothingness or lack of something. Secondary general term for time wastage. Usually revolving around gaming environment(see internet cafe)*.
What are we doing tonight?

I dont know, balls on toast?

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I could be out reaming Josh's mum, but were playing with our balls, on toast.
balls on toast by Orrie June 7, 2007