Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

Bagel syndrome by Hippiechef July 25, 2016

Bagel Sect 

A place of gambling, addiction and ridicule. You'll hate it and love it at the same time. Once there you'll get tainted but accept it.

"Dude, I just visited the Bagel Sect and..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Bagel Sect by Snoopish December 4, 2016

Bagel Sauce 

Another word for cream cheese.. apparently.

They forgot my Bagel Sauce, now my mouth will be drier than a KFC biscuit with no drink.

Bagel Sauce by FoxyAbuelo April 15, 2025

The Babel’s 

One of the most sped families in the world the Babel’s known for Jessica Babel’s son Joshua in a housfire/attempt of suicide. All other kids are either on house arrest or fucking Shannon

Tony got nailed by the Babel’s again?!

The Babel’s by The Babel’s May 21, 2018

bodo's bagels

the best bagel shop ever. it is in charlottesville in 3 locations.

person 1: where do you wanna eat?
person2: ehh let's go to "bodo's bagels"
person1: oh hell yeah, that place kicks ass

bodo's bagels by brosiedon123456789123456789 January 25, 2011

Bryce's Bagels 

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

Bryce's Bagels by pokerboyj January 7, 2014

Bagel-Hole-Screwer 

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

Bagel-Hole-Screwer by Teh Judas November 4, 2009