head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

Taint Buffing

Getting a pat down in the groin region by: Security, Secret Service, or TSA

I hate security lines, i don't want to take off my shoes for some Taint Buffing

by Maxie Gee November 6, 2010

barfing rainbows

a reaction to something or someone that has a forced or cloying cuteness

that's so f*** adorable i'm just barfing rainbows

by txbearmr October 17, 2008

bread boffing

When a man masturbates into a loaf of bread (unsliced) then has sex with his wheat-intolerant girlfriend/partner in the sick hope that this will make her extremely ill. Also known as loaf pumping.

Bread boffing can be found in Frank Zappa's "Broken Hearts are for Arseholes" track, from the album Sheik Yerbouti. The line is "Sir Richard Pump-a-loaf, the demented bread boffer..."

by Julien Holden July 19, 2006

boffing

having sex

I was boffing her in the elevator when the doors opened.

by dude_zeon May 15, 2004

Beffing

Another word meaning 'to cry' generally used to describe angry tears deriving from the word beef meaning to be angry with someone.

"He came out of the teachers office and just started beffing!"

by Louise888 February 2, 2009