The Axtinguisher is a weapon in Team Fortress 2 that does crits to those who are on fire.

It's really, really gay. Generally, people who use the Axtinguisher are flaming queers. No joke.

Guy 1: AXTINGUISHER IN YOUR DICK YOU NOOB!
Guy 2: Don't fuck my ass, mate!

Axtinguisher by spyonce January 24, 2011

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Apeing

The act of jumping around and shouting like a monkey at someone while they are in there car

"Hey dylan's pulling in, lets go ape his car"
"Hey, when it get dark out lets go apeing"

Apeing by Woogie Boogie January 17, 2013

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Apeing

Apeing is the supposed process of having sex with someone while acting in a ape like maner, which can include dressing up in a monkey suit and/or speaking like a monkey, i.e. "ooh, ooh, ooooh, aahh, ahh etc..." in order to exact dominance. The development period is at the moment unknown however is believed to be a split off from the Sadism and Masochism era with limited amounts of violence. Other acts include doing monkey like behavior prior to sex, i.e. being used as fore play such as pretending to pick insects from each other and/or other such behavior.

Can also include Surprise Apeing which is identical however usual refers to either rape using such a behavior or surprising your lover using such behavior without prior notice.

Boy one: "I aped her last night"
Boy two: "Nice One"

Boy one: "Apeing Loudly Inside!"
Boy three: "Love Of Vertebratish Estatic Sex?"
Boy two: "Gee, Even Ooh Raah Gaah Aaah?"
boy one: "Yep! ooh ooh ahh ooh rahh gahh gahh"

Boy one: "Wana ape around a bit?"
Girl one: " I love apeing with you, ooh ooh!"

Or in the other context:

Randomer one: "GONA GIVE YOU A GOOD APEING!"
Girl one: "AAAAAH"
Randomer one: "Yeah, ooh ahh ahh!"

Boy one: "ITS APEING TIME!"

Apeing by ARACANID October 8, 2009

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Pick Axing

Pick axing is a sex stunt in which a man straps a strap on dildo to the side of his body opposite his penis. (I woman would need two strap ons to perform the pick ax) Then, two other people position their sex holes (Ass hole, vagina, or mouth) on opposite sides of the 'Miner,' as he or she rocks back and forth, pushing the strap on and penis (or, in a woman's case, the other strap on) in and out of the sex holes, like a swinging pick ax.

“So what did you do last night after the party?
Oh, I meet these two hot sisters, and we went Pick Axing back at my apartment.”

Pick Axing by Period_five_lunch_FTW November 18, 2010

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