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awesomeing 

The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.
Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."

Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"
awesomeing by JDMGio April 23, 2010

awsomeazingness 

What happens two great people combine. Its a combination of awesome and amazing and can only be achieved by truly great people
Reckless+ Dippin Dots= awsomeazingness
awsomeazingness by 818661<3 March 11, 2010

awesmazing 

A mix of awesome and amazing.
The movie Hancock was AWESMAZING!
awesmazing by Kodey Hensel October 6, 2008

absomazingtastic 

When someone or something is just so absolutely amazingly fantastic that the words to describe them/it just come out in a rush.
Jeremy is the best guy ever, he's absomazingtastic!
absomazingtastic by Kilii April 4, 2010

awemazing 

portmanteau of "awesome" and "amazing." used to describe things that are just too incredible for only one word.
That movie was awemazing.
awemazing by Geoff G September 8, 2007

awemazing 

-A word to describe a situation of epic proportions.
-A mind-blowing mix of awesome and amazing
Girl: Did you just...?
Guy: Yeah but don't worry I have reserves.
Girl: Awemazing!
awemazing by kevforthewin March 27, 2009