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Squad Automatic Weapon 

Aka Section Automatic Weapon or Squad Assault Weapon. A usually light or general purpose machine guns designed to give army personnel cover while advancing and also to help keep enemy forces from returning fire. Originally designed for increased mobility from the Heavy tripod mounted machine guns of the WWI era. They were designed as an individually portable, gas operated, magazine or disintegrating metallic link-belt fed light support weapon capable of delivering sustained automatic fire for periods of time which assault rifles could not support due to overheating and lack of accuracy.
The Canadian Soldiers were using their C9A2 Squad Automatic Weapon to suppress the Taliban insurgents.
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FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM 

what we should all aspire to

Fully Semi-Automatic 

The scariest thing in the whole world, the ability for ghost guns to fire 30 magazine clips in under a second. Used by the XR-15 Shorty to kill hundreds of people in seconds.
MSM reporter: The shooter used an AR15 fully semi-automatic ghost gun with a red dot laser sight sniper scope that can fire 30 magazine clips in under a second.

Automatic Yes 

Dude - Tom asked Linda is she wanted to play Conker, and Linda gave him an automatic yes.

Dude #2 - Totally! Who doesn't love that little drunk squirrel?

Dude - Oh, I meant conkers. You know? Conkers? The game played with two players, each with a conker threaded onto a piece of string: they take turns to strike each other's conker until one breaks.

Dude #2 - Did you just quote a Wikipedia article?

Dude - Yeah...

Dude #2 - What has search overload done to us!?!

automaton 

A tool; a sheep; one who blindly follows trends and majority rule on account of being too stupid and/or insecure to think for themselves and express their own views.
Chris actually had no problem at all with classic literature, but because he was a complete milquetoast automaton, he laughed along anyway with his Sigma Chi brothers at the guy reading Candide at the neighboring table in the library.
automaton by Rob-a-dob August 29, 2007

Automatic Clasitionata 

Spongebob: AC. (looks at air conditioning button in ship) That stands for automatic clasitionata, which is fancy fancy talk for let's get this party started!

Avtomat Kalashnikov 

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
After the Cold War, the Avtomat kalashnikov -47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.