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authentic american 

An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.
Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.

Authentic ape s***, crazy b**** 

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.
She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****

Authentic frontier gibberish 

When someone speaks English to you but in such a weird dialect or accent or voice that you 🤔 actually 🤔 have some trouble understanding what they're saying
Someone on CNN said RFK Jr speaks authentic frontier gibberish. They insulted him, not just made fun of his speech impediment

Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?

Excuse me sir Authentic Factual Response Or Mischievous Challenge?
Hmm, Frivolous Challenge
Drink tea with copious levels of sugar
Ho Ho Ho

fabulously authentic 

Being amazingly and extraordinarily unique to oneself. Being yourself but doing so with glamour.
Person 1: “Melinda is so fabulously authentic because she’s the only one with a stank face and a tilted tiara.”

Person 2: “Wow! She’s so fabulously authentic *heart eyes*

jessica authentic 

A total real chick who always has your back and loves her ecstasy, friends and family.
Jessica Authentic whore me on myspace, and then come partyyyy
jessica authentic by Jordanboo December 15, 2008