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ass-rape 

To shove your cock in another's ass with extream malice.
You fucken bitch! I will teach your cheating ass! im going to ass-rape you!
ass-rape by brian-p October 29, 2007
Something that you really don't want to do, or exhausts you
"Doing all this homework is like ass rape!"
ass rape by Christy January 15, 2003

5 Hour Ass-Rape 

Drink comprised of 5 Hour energy shot and Patrón, or any Tequila. Mixed like many other bomb shots...i.e. Jager Bombs.
Bar-Mate One: "Have you ever been to club ACME?"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, but only when I'm in the mood for a good 5 Hour Ass-Rape."
Bar-Mate One: "WTF-mate you just made me gavomit?!?!"
Bar-Mate Two: "Yeah, tequila makes your clothes fall off, but with 5 Hour energy, helps you stay awake for it."
5 Hour Ass-Rape by bizarrechaos August 2, 2010

ass-rape 

to force anal sex upon someone; sodomize.
Puppy in "Retarded Animal Babies," in the episode "Fucky Fucksgiving": If you say one more FUCKING WORD about some movie with a Red Rocket BB Gun or whatever, I swear to Christ I'll ass-rape you with a handful of rusty corncob holders!
ass-rape by Joey Schwartzman December 19, 2005

jewish ass rape

A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.
"Dude, I just totally got jewish ass raped by luigi and his red shell!"
jewish ass rape by koopa1 November 2, 2006

land of ass rape servitude 

The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.
I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!