appaling

verb: an even more shocking version of the word "appalling" meaning "Max and Podgorski are shit". This is an interesting concept, whilst also containing a highly objective and factual perception; one which cannot be denied.

His obnoxious use of the English language is quite appaling

appaling by the chosen one2 September 25, 2010

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appling

The sexual practice of inserting apples into one's rectum or vaginal cavity. In some cultures, the practice is done as a way of measuring one's sexual value. i.e., the more apples that fit into one's body cavity, the more desireable he/she is to sexual partners. Besides the number of apples, the size and quality of the apples used determines whether the person will be considered desirable in bed or not.

After John tried appling for the first time, he was suprised to find out how bad it hurt to crap out a giant apple. It also gave him a pink sock.

appling by eljakeo April 11, 2005

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appawling

An adjective describing something awesome or terrible or both that probably occurred in Pawling, NY, or something related to something that might occur in Pawling, NY.

That turtle is appawling.

appawling by PoolTurtle July 19, 2010