Ambidicktrous

Being able to masturbate using either hand.

John: I Was watching some hot porn last night
Simon: But i thought you fractured your wrist?
John: I did, but I'm ambidicktrous

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AmbiDICKsterous

Someone whos dick can lie either to the left or the right at any point

Oh wow, I didn't realise Rob is ambiDicksterous!

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Able to use your dick with both hands.

With a huge smile, Jon gleefully danced as he held himself ambidicktrously.

Ambidicktrous by Tbar January 25, 2014

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When a person is a top and a bottom

Person 1: "Are you a top or a bottom?
Person 2: "Both, I'm ambidickstrous"

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1. The talent of a male to sexually pleasure himself with both hands.

2. A female talent to proficiently sexually gratify two males with both hands.

Ted wnted to have a three way, but could not find two women. It's a good thing he is Ambidickstrious.

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He entered her with his ambidickstrous penis from a funny angle.

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The ability to have sex, while performing other activities simultaneously.

Todd: Hey, did you hear? Tim was doing his homework, while banging Samantha.

Tom: Wow bro, Tim must be ambidickstrous.

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