adultery-bait

Analogous to jail-bait only the person in question is married instead of under-age. Often-times they will act single and flirt with you, even possibly getting your number. He or she will never wear a wedding ring. You think you may be scoring, but watch out!

Victim: "That guy has been really flirting with me, I hope he actually uses my number."

Friend: "You know he's married, right?"

Victim: "What?! Why doesn't he wear his ring?! Man, I hate adultery-bait!"

adultery-bait by keewi December 28, 2011

adultery tax

The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.

The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.

SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."

DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"

adultery tax by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013

adultery slut 

A man or woman who tries to sleep with people who are married and tries to fuck that shit up

"Alex, you're a slut .... you're an adultery slut"

adultery slut by scrummybag February 21, 2018

Adultery Dog 

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.

Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.

Adultery Dog by Owen66 July 15, 2025

Netflix Adultery 

Watching a film alone on Netflix and denying it, then getting busted when spouse checks your Recently Watched list.

"I got caught committing Netflix Adultery when my husband found out I'd watched The Bourne Legacy after he fell asleep."

Netflix Adultery by Salome Wilde March 19, 2013

Club Adultery 

Club Adultery is the worst form of adultery on the plant, this version does not involve cheating on a girlfriend, wife, or fiancé. It mean you have cheated on your one true love, your Favourite football club. This should be punishable by death but unfortunately the UK legal Authorities do not recognise what is regarded as an ‘immoral capital offence’

Kyle just bought a Ranger T-shirt as a Celtic fan thats ‘Club Adultery’

Club Adultery by Hiya kid November 9, 2021

Biblical Adultery 

When you bang someone who isnt you wife/husband and get stoned afterward

In the ancient days if a woman was caught sleeping with a man who she is not married to she would be tied down and beaten to death with stones.

Often referred to as stoning

I so committed biblical adultery last night at the bar.

Biblical Adultery by Hobit Hole December 15, 2009