I'm taking a shit 

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

I'm taking a shit by Nordgern August 19, 2017

Don’t Give A Shit 

It means that you are not interested in or worried about something or someone; that you place no value on something, an event or a person; that you do not care and are uninterested. It means that you place less value on it than you do on a turd, says it all really.

“Malcolm had a hissy fit when he found out he wasn’t invited to your birthday bash.”
“I don’t give a shit.”

Don’t Give A Shit by AKACroatalin June 15, 2017

No one gives a shit 

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

No one gives a shit by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

It don’t make a shit 

Southern US phrase meaning "It is irrelevant" or "It does not matter".

It don’t make a shit if you want to pay taxes. Taxes are inevitable.

It don’t make a shit by O-Qua-Tangin-Wann September 6, 2018

I don't give a shit 

We say or use this phrase when we don't care or are not interested in what someone says or does.

Bryan:guys,i have bought a new car

worth 7 million.
Ryan:i don't give a shit about your car.

I don't give a shit by Greek knight November 6, 2013

File That Under Who Gives a Shit 

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.

You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit

File That Under Who Gives a Shit by kk626kk June 21, 2011

flipping a shit 

To get estremely excited, upset, or angry. Basically a more inappropriate way of saying "flipping out".

When my dad found out I scratched his car, he flipped a shit.

My girlfiend was flipping a shit yesterday when I came back late from work.

I heard Blink on the radio yesterday. I was flipping shits all over the place.

flipping a shit by starstarfairy September 1, 2009