hung like a pony 

Having a small or irregular penis which turns off most women.

Reneil is hung like a pony. With his penis the women that he has intercourse with moans ur so small reneil ur so small and also ur hung like a pony.

hung like a pony by PWNERMIKE September 16, 2007

riding a pony 

Riding a pony mean to date someone that is much shorter than you

Look Lisa is riding a pony

riding a pony by Jeffwashere May 24, 2016

Throttling A Pony

When you are absolutely busting for a shit!

Throttling = to choke or squeeze tightly

Pony = Pony and Trap - Crap (cockney rhyming slang term)

“Hey, get the fuck outta my way!! Im Throttling a Pony over here!

Throttling A Pony by ryan21210 March 31, 2026

Ping pong on a pony 

An expresstion meaning rough sex. Often used in public places so no one understands the meaning of the conversation.

Hey dude I got to play ping pong on a pony with this hot bitch from the party last night. It was so wild I could barily walk this morning.

Ping pong on a pony by Demoness June 1, 2011

built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

built like a pony by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023

Ridden like a Shetland Pony 

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

Ridden like a Shetland Pony by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

Ride a go pony 

a girl that lets a man mount and ride her

Grandma I hate my girlfriend, she's such a ride a go pony.

I knew she was a whore

Ride a go pony by mink2010 October 1, 2009