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apocolocynposis 

The fear of being turned into a pumpkin.
If i was cinderella and riding in a carriage made out of a pumpkin, i would have a phobia of apocolocynposis.
apocolocynposis by Kristina Lynn January 15, 2008

apocolypse 

A catastrophic event, which signals the begining of frenzied looting for no aparent reason.
Guy1: Dude, the worlds coming to the end.

Guy2: I always wanted a big screen.
apocolypse by R-bomb August 10, 2005

apocolocyntosis 

the act of turning into a pumpkin.
At midnight, Cinderella's carriage will go through apocolocyntosis.
apocolocyntosis by amazingLiterary October 25, 2009

Apocolypse 

when chuck norris, mr. T, and Bohemian Rhapsody get into a fight
(how dare you stone me and spit in my eye?)
Dude#1: holy fuck! mr t chuck norris and bohemian rhapsody are fighing
dude#2: OMG ITS THE APOCOLYPSE
Apocolypse by Zackfett May 14, 2008

Apococriptica

A poetic form developed by Aaron Deaton that uses clearly stated post-apocolyptic words and hidden meanings. The word itself means Criptic Post-Apocoliptica. This form of writing has never before been seen by him, as an individual, and should be highly considered! No one understands how it is post-apocolyptic but the writer, and that is how it is meant to be...it is totally abstract in every form.
"The flame, it has gathered in the...."
"Flame it has never been in it...."
"AND I NOW KNOW WHO TO BLAME!" (Apococriptica)

apocolepsy 

A rare form of temporal lobe epilepsy, resulting in split personality disorder. The result, rather than a seizure, switches off most of the brain allowing only the parts responsible for anger and rage to function. This produces a pile of dead muthafukka's and a perpetrator who knows nothing of the incident.
Honest officer, I have no recollection of why I appear to be unharmed and soaked in blood and there is a pile of corpses nearby, i suffer from "apocolepsy", i had an "apocoleptic fit" get me a doctor and take me the fuck home!
apocolepsy by skitzofukka June 24, 2011