snap a duece 

A shit while in a public bathroom, that you do not flush, knowing someone else will have to gag at the sight... crying, "Oh snap!" People who snap a duece are either proud of their mess and want witnesses or have a good laugh while shitting and thinking about the "Oh snap" moment that renders the stall useless until the cleaners get called in.

Andrew - "Why are you smiling coming out of the washroom? Did you snap a duece or something?"

Jonny - "Oh man, my shit was a weird grey color! I just couldn't flush it. The janitor probably won't believe it either! I can just imagine the snap on his face."

Andrew - "It does make you laugh a bit - snapping a duece."

snap a duece by Double-jointed donkey October 18, 2017

chunk up a duece 

To take a shit or go number 2.

Man, drop me off at my house right quick.
Why?
Because I gotta chunk up a duece so bad my breath smells like shit.

chunk up a duece by yer mother May 13, 2007

chunk up a duece 

To drop a fudge dragon, to pop a squat and let fly, to excuse yourself from high society to relieve yourself. Also girls can use Chunk up a Douche, though this may be considered scrub nasty.

Dog, i ate some some taco bell last night and now i gotta go chunk up a duece. I'm gonna drop a turd nugget.

Tina I'm feeling sick. I need to go chunk up a douche, do you have any moist towlettes?

chunk up a duece by L RiZzO July 10, 2007

Straight pop a duece 

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

Straight pop a duece by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011

Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

Drop a double duece by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

duece an a quarter 

Another name for a Buick Electra 225.

"Damn dem twenty fo's clean on that duece and a quarter"

duece an a quarter by Kevinrocks August 30, 2005

DUECE and a half 

Very oldschool slang for a large military 6X6 truck.

Her butt is as large as a Duece and a half Dude.!

DUECE and a half by WARBIRD October 10, 2003