Cough one`s yogurt 

to ejaculate, to cum , spurt etc

for the want of something to do one decided to Cough one`s yogurt over my other half`s face.

Cough one`s yogurt by Denis O`Shea October 30, 2006

Slinging Yoghurt 

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.

a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.

Slinging Yoghurt by Nghia February 2, 2006

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle 

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle by mad February 28, 2005

sloppy yoghurt 

When you ejaculate into a females vagina and they then squat over your mouth and you proceed to then slurp up your own cum.

Hey, baby wanna do a Sloppy yoghurt tonight?

sloppy yoghurt by Jabboa November 5, 2018

shaking the yoghurt 

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

shaking the yoghurt by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

shaking the yoghurt 

Self stimulation to the point of ejaculation or elation.

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.

shaking the yoghurt by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle 

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008