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Yonks is the equivalent of a black person saying daaaaamn. Like that movie with ice cube.
Daquan: Yo homie, my girl just sucked my soul in the bathroom.

Homie: Yonks man
Yonks by Jacob is Brown April 7, 2022
An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"
I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.
Yonks by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024

yonks ago 

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago
Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago
yonks ago by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Yonks is Stonks 

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.
Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!
Yonks is Stonks by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019

yonks ago 

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago
Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.
yonks ago by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"
Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!
Donkeys Yonks by Shavvy April 23, 2009