Yonks 

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

Yonks by Jeremiah Sweden March 18, 2021

Yonks 

Yonks is the equivalent of a black person saying daaaaamn. Like that movie with ice cube.

Daquan: Yo homie, my girl just sucked my soul in the bathroom.

Homie: Yonks man

Yonks by Jacob is Brown April 7, 2022

Yonks 

An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"

I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.

Yonks by Terry Emerson August 6, 2024

yonks ago 

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago

yonks ago by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Yonks is Stonks 

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

Yonks is Stonks by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019

yonks ago 

Come from Dublin Ireland, yonks ago, something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that what he posted??

Yes I seen it, I also posted the same thing yonks ago.

yonks ago by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

Donkeys Yonks by Shavvy April 23, 2009