woody woodpecker 

While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.

Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.

woody woodpecker by Timfy Toes October 29, 2007

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker 

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

Woodpecker 

a bird that pecks wood but also is when you tap your erect penis on the girls head while she sucks your balls

"oh man I gave her a woodpecker last night!"

Woodpecker by peter October 24, 2003

Woodpecker 

When your lady friend is on all fours in the 'doggy' position, you start lapping away at her lady garden with your tongue. The nose starts prodding away at the butthole like a woodpecker at a fresh piece of bark.

Can combine with exhaling sharply once the nose is in. She will then fart out your snot.
Not to be done to any old slut, the Woodpecker is an act of true love.

I'd woodpecker that bitch until my whole nose was up her asshole, then I'd blow my nose in her shitter.

I woodpeckered the mrs a treat last night. She was blowing snot bubbles out her ass for hours on end.

Woodpecker by Bibmeister General October 6, 2010

woodpecker music 

name used by northern Irish unionist politician David Irvine to describe electronic music/music with repetative beats

"They had me up all night playing that bloody woodpecker music, the needle must be stuck on the record".

woodpecker music by Jonny Tennant December 13, 2005

Woodpecker 

A slut. Or, Dick kisser
Wood = Dick
Pecker = Kisser

Man, she's totally a woodpecker, probably loaded with STDs

Woodpecker by Wakwok July 23, 2016

woodpecker effect 

The woodpecker effect is a signature sexual move that can be performed by anyone with a sizable nose (the bigger the better) but primarily by Jed,to give you an idea Moses, one of Jeds close friends, once began talking to a plastic herron mistaking it for Jed.

Summed up by the great DJ/Electrician/Plumber/Shop assistant/Butcher/Delivery man/Entertainer/Bodger Fudge in the following way:

'Jed gets his nose, shoves it in between her legs, right into her gash then fucking woodpeckers up and down like its some sort of fucking tree, daft prix'

This is essentially THE WOODPECKER EFFECT.

'I tell you what sally, Jed didn't half give me a good woodpeckering last night'
'Bloody hell, I feel like I've been woodpeckered, see any herrons about last night!?'
'I'm getting well good at the woodpecker effect lads'

woodpecker effect by Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 21, 2008