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Five Second Whoopsie 

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

Whoopsie Dick 

When someone is showing you pictures on their phone and a dick pic accidentally pops up.
Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.
Whoopsie Dick by Neal Smoot September 20, 2015

CJ Whoopty 

CJ Whoopty needs to calm down on that blue cheese, he's drilling outside.
CJ Whoopty by Lean Elizabeth II January 21, 2021

whoopsie poopsie 

when you poop in your undies on accident
Girl: That roller coaster was awesome I thought I was going to shit my pants! Wait... I did crap my pants!

Friend: You just had a whoopsie poopsie! HHAAAHAHHAAA!

Wobbly Whoopsie 

A drunken act of copulation that results in pregnancy.
Did you hear that Jordan and Becca went home together last night? Wobbly Whoopsie!
Wobbly Whoopsie by Ruffles021 November 15, 2009

Whoopy time 

When your bouta get whooped
Whoopy time by Whoopy master November 9, 2019