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A very white and effeminate person resembling bread. Someone who thinks life is not a coincidence. Asks people to explain things that are obvious.
Someone explain to Whittaker the 2nd definition.
Whittaker by WannabeEmoObsidian December 8, 2010
Whittaker, the wise Capuchin Monkey, is the most trusted counselor to the peripatetic Viscount; or any small scale creature who dispenses advise. Whittaker rides the right shoulder of the Viscount, and communicates by taps and strokes to the temple.
Whittaker bounds to the shoulder of Sabi, the elephant descended from Hannibal's herd, delivering messages from the Viscount. He returns to the right shoulder of the Viscount to deliver dire warnings for the Viceroys.
Whittaker by cyberopera August 7, 2012

Amberley Whittaker 

A black haired beauty!She is stunning,smart and very ammusing.Anyone who knows her personally will gather that she is very caring and has a heart of gold.However passing her will mean a deep hatred between you two.
Omg,I can’t believe how caring Amberley Whittaker is!

I wish I could be Amberley Whittaker!
Amberley Whittaker by Amberley October 26, 2017

The Wisconsin Whittaker

To pour chocolate milk down your own ass crack into a funnel in which the chocolate milk pours into the nose of the sleeping victim awakening him with a chocolate suffocation.
If you fall asleep tonight I'm going to give you The Wisconsin Whittaker to get you up.
The Wisconsin Whittaker by hoonter December 19, 2016
Whittaker’s are typically very horny all the time wich makes them extremely emotional so don’t be surprised if a Whittaker suddenly becomes very aggressive and mean towards you. They may also seem a little bipolar at times because at one point they might be nice but then all of a sudden they may turn very bitter and rude for no reason.
Scarlet: oh yeah that’s Whittaker over there, we used to be friends but now he’s being kinda being a bitch
Cameron: sounds like a Whittaker...
Whittaker by Frog256 April 14, 2020

chelsea whittaker 

a bitch nigga who is a hoe, thot, bitch ass nigga who likes vinnie and is also a hoe
that dumb ass bitch nigga is probably a “chelsea whittaker