Wearing the straw hat 

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

Wearing the straw hat by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

wearing the bib 

eating a girl out

dude, i heard matt barbian loves wearing the bib. he wears it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

wearing the bib by briankelly January 19, 2011

Tortoise wearing jeans 

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).

Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans

Tortoise wearing jeans by silurianconviction March 10, 2022

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas 

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

wearing me like a necklace 

when lesbians perform the act of cunnilingus

Damn, she was wearing me like a necklace last night

wearing me like a necklace by bisexualfiend December 13, 2017

Wearing thin

Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.

Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.

Wearing thin by Maybelline October 22, 2007

wearing sandals in a warehouse 

a) (verb- to be): a nicer way of telling someone they have lost their mind
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous

Peter, a guy I work with, invented the phrase wearing sandals in a warehouse, at least definition a) above.

wearing sandals in a warehouse by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2014