watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

unless he's wearing diapers 

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!

Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

unless he's wearing diapers by I, Wreckerrr June 29, 2021

duck wearing a necktie 

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

duck wearing a necktie by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush

I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

Watering the lawn by G.W. Ashington October 1, 2015

wearing the monkey 

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

wearing the monkey by felix844 July 2, 2012

Weaving

Weave, weaving, weaved Threading and are threading on the Threads app by instagram

Defined by @rancellbrito on Threads

Man Justin Timberlake just weaved this thread about musical artist I had to Rethread to stay in the loop.

I’m weaving this thread about Pokémon cards right now I love them.

I need to weave right now, it’s been too many hours.

Weaving by WeavingKing July 6, 2023

underwater basket weaving 

fictional college course that is used to mock the typical course load taken by the average Division 1 basketball or football "student-athlete".

Advisor: This semester I'm gonna have you take Basketball Theory 101, Geography 100, College Seminar 101 and Underwater Basket Weaving 101 so we can keep you eligible.
Athlete: I don't know if I can handle all that
Advisor: It's okay, we have individual tutors for each of those classes that will do your homework for you.

underwater basket weaving by quiggler March 7, 2007