Blonde creature that resides in Mackem-land during the week and returns to a much nicer habitat at weekends. Often seen performing crabbyhanded manoeuvres in various exotic locations including Trillian, Legends and the Sea Life Centre. Has precisely zero music taste, listens to anything and everything from Michael Jackson to Hayden Panettiere. Lesbian tendencies. Enjoys too much childrens TV for a 21 year old.
AN EXTREMELY WHITE ALBINO! Whose only skill is gaming which he always boasts about. Lachlan Waugh's also usually have a massive indent almost as big as their enormous ego.