A small town in the upstate of South Carolina known for scandal, small town politics, and as a place where insane people congregate. Not much to do there, but no matter where you go, someone will have heard of it... even if it was on a National news station where they first heard of it... Thank you cheerleaders.
People from Ware Shoals are often very friendly, some aren't the brightest crayons in the box, but it takes all kinds to make the box pretty. They spend their time at the river, in their homes, or in another town.. because there's nothing to do there. The young people congregate in the "canteen" area of town or ride around far too fast in cars with their music too loud over the .5 miles that make up the "West End" of town.
Stopped to talk around the 5 way redlight in Ware Shoals, of course: Person 1: "Where you headin'?"
Person 2: "Ahhh, I'm headin' down th' river park for a while.. then I reck'n I'm gonna head up to the West End for some hot dawgs and some sweet tea......Where you headin'?"
Person 1: "Ahh, I just stopped down the river park, twatn't nobody down there. I'm headin' up the Trail Ways now."
Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.
The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.
The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.
Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."
Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
at the University of Pennsylvania, when one receives fellatio in the Ware Library, a library in the Memorial Tower in the Quad. It is a popular hookup spot for naive freshmen and grenades. (See: grenade )