wankerlust 

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.

"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."

wankerlust by bman0255 October 14, 2013

wanderlust 

An uncontrollable and consuming desire or need to travel, or 'get lost' away from the regular routines in life.

My wanderlust has taken over me.

wanderlust by FreedomsPain December 27, 2016

WANKERS BLOCK

When you just got to get yourself off but cant summon up the relevent filthy images for the quick one and have to give it up

(normally called barry and single and desperate)With friends waiting outside complaining about barry taking so long barry came out and said "Sorry about the wait i suffered a bit of wankers block"

WANKERS BLOCK by :-))))))))))))))))))))))) April 13, 2007

Wanderlust 

Something idiots say about themselves after they take a picture of themselves at Machu Picchu. Seriously, why does every woman have a picture of themselves at Machu Picchu?

"I have such a bad case of wanderlust."
"Bitch, you went on one vacation."

Wanderlust by NOYOUYEAHYOU January 19, 2017

Jehovah's Wankers

An insult toward Jehovah's Witness. First recorded use was in GradeAUnderA's video, "People I Hate at my Door", where Grade uses it as an example of how NOT to react to Jehovah's.

"OH MY GOD!! Fucking Jehovah's WANKERS come to MY house, and politely ask me if I have a few minutes spare to talk about God!...BASTARDS!! HOW DARE THEY?!"

Jehovah's Wankers by Turn the Lights Off August 4, 2016

wanderlust 

A strong urge or desire to travel.

Claire packed her bags and purchased the plane ticket as a wave of wanderlust overcame her.

wanderlust by Winifred Sanders September 7, 2013

Wankers Cramp 

The most deadly of all british diseases.

Person 1 : "somebody call an ambulance this limey needs urgent medical assistance apparently he has wankers cramp"

Wankers Cramp by copy_zero August 6, 2011