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A man who is both a minger and a wanker
I can't believe she pulled that bloke, he's such a wanger!
WANGER by htlmm February 13, 2005
Also known as Daniel, this child prodigy is the definition of grindiiing. On the grind at brookehaven everyday, Wanger truly is a force to be reckoned with.
Peter: Dude, did you see that massive backhand passing shot by Federer right there?

Cyrus:Yeah that was pretty massive, but not as good as Wanger

Peter: ah sah big!!!
Wanger by The B-train May 1, 2005
to masturbate, beat off, jack off, smack, choke, beat the shit out o ur dick, pull the goalie
wanger by bap bacardi May 21, 2003
A fat, hairy, greasy person from Jamba who enjoys beating his gearstick to gay porn, whilst playing World of Warcraft
"I can't believe how incredibly homosexual and greasy he is. Biggest Wanger ever."
Wanger by RICH_BIRO September 7, 2006
Polite way of saying someone is a wanker, ie, if there are old people, ladies or children present.
"Oh yeah, matthew is a right wanger, sorry grandma!"
Wanger by Lucy-doots October 16, 2003
1.When a woman is angry she has wanger. 2.When a man is angry with a woman for doing a stereotypical woman thing, he has wanger towards her.
1. Courtney has wanger because her cat peed all over her carpet. 2. Scott has wanger towards Courtney because she spent all his hard earned money on 2 martini lunches with her girlfriends.