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Vagitable 

Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.
Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!

Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!
Vagitable by dopeyg812 May 20, 2010
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Visitable 

The ability to visit something or someone.
Damn this maccas is so easy to get too. Yeah, its Visitable alright.
Visitable by Jezz777 June 9, 2011

vagitables 

Things that guys like unless there gay. Other words used to
monkey: "wow i hell as enjoyed that guys vagitables last night"

fozzy: "dude guys dont have vagitables only girls do i know from experience :D"
vagitables by mr fozzy March 25, 2008

vomitage 

To vomit, with a extra -age
I vomitage on you, beetch!
vomitage by AneiNeko November 9, 2004

voidable 

Bearing possibility of termination; not permanent; in transition
As a caterpillar eventually can turn into a butterfly so you can have voidable.
voidable by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009

Vomitaceous 

That which induces a strong feeling of nausea and is relieved by vomiting
I was watching "2 Broke Girls" last night and all was well until vomitaceous Sandra Bernhard appeared on the set! She's so ugly, it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with an ice pick.
Vomitaceous by StickMan May 7, 2015

VEGITABLEPUSSY 

Its the vagina of a vegetable and or fruit
Dam she has a "VEGETABLEPUSSY" its so ugly. VEGITABLEPUSSY