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A Vito is a parasite that invades your life circle and sucks the energy from it and continues to drain that energy until there is none left, leaving you only with the element of hatred. A Vito is a tick that drains you dry and like a tick, a Vito doesn't care that it drains your energy, it's just after what's going to benefit itself with no care in it's mind how it's affecting the person(s) that it's sucking the blood from.
Awww man, Vito is here again... when is my dad gonna tell that bastard that he isn't welcome here?!
Vito by Randerith April 6, 2011
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The closest thing to homosexual you can get
this kid wants to rape any guy prettymuch
he prettymuch is a male shovenistic pig who is a complete jerk to all he encounters and he is still gay about everything
Vito wants to pack your Virgin ass
Vito is a faggot
Vito by Sangreal October 13, 2006
Anyone who is a constant Deuchebag. Usually to women and minorities... and in general...
Wow, Quit picking on those latino women... your being a Vito.
Vito by Achmed Allah G!had May 15, 2008
a sad little pathetic fool, who has a really small penis. he wears crappy hats all the time and has a bad taste in clothing. pretty stupid actually...he repel's women.
1. Vito is so fucking retarded
2. That guy is almost as bad as a Vito
3. Hey, I did Vito's Mom last night
4. Vito's bedtime is 7:00pm and he's 15!
5. Vito will never get laid
vito by Mrs. Perri April 30, 2005
That chick is a vito.
Vito by sterling January 28, 2003
The name of a guy who takes pride in his looks. Spends hours in the mirror to perfect his do, sometimes causing everyone who is waiting for him to be late. He also like to rock out, possibly plays the guitar and/or is in a rock band. 9 times out of 10 speaks another language (italian) and uses this skill to impress women that he is trying to pick up. A Vito is very religious and likes to show this by wearing a rosary around his neck at all times. Likes to match his tee shirt with his blazers that he likes to wear with jeans. Vito's spend hours in the gym trying to perfect...u guessed it the "V's". His childhoold was an interesting one. Likes to physically abuse family members (mostly his sister, and anything he could drill holes into) and would of been def. diagnosed with ADHD back in the day. Loves fire. And soccer will literally bring him to tears. Loves to play dress up (mostly Mexican)and dance around while capturing it all on tape, which will eventually come back to haunt him later in life. All should aspire to be like a Vito, cus living the Vito lifestyle is living the Rock N'Roll lifestyle!!
The Vito is coming over...hide the good china!!!
vito by daniela bella November 30, 2006