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verbally masterbating 

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
verbally masterbating by yeah April 13, 2003
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verbally high 

When you are high mentally, not so much physically. So much so that words and sentences that come out of your mouth no longer make sense.
Person 1- "Yo, lets stay in the music and listen to the car"
Person 2- ".....what....?"
Person 1- "Leave me alone, Im verbally high."
verbally high by Jamielynn1989 April 16, 2010

Verbally Sex Attacked 

When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.
"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."

verbally transmitted disease

Any nonphysical disease that is spread by people saying meaningless and inoffensive things.
This guy is spreading his verbally transmitted disease to everyone!

overballed 

the feeling you get after watching too many sporting events.
'what did you do on xmas?'
'got overballed by 4 basketball games in a row
overballed by yakattac December 25, 2008

Verballyabusivepsychoticmalefigure

Person 1: Did you hear about the new way of spelling terrible father?
Person 2: Wasn’t it Verballyabusivepsychoticmalefigure?
Person 1: Yeh

getting down verbally 

This means you are going beyond regular conversation. You are mixing in any and all one liners, jokes and observations in a quick and witty way.
You enjoy it when I am getting down verbally, don't you?
getting down verbally by HollyDe October 15, 2008