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beb.vani 

hot they/them
they are so beb.vani
beb.vani by ayo yo yo OHHHBB January 23, 2021

Vanilla Bone Daddy 

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.
Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome 

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

Vanilla Rice 

This is what you call a white guy who tries to act like an Asian. There is a high probability that he will try (usually with little success) to get with an Asian girl. Other indicators are that he will like anime, manga, and drive a ricer.
Look everyone, here comes Vanilla Rice with his riced-up civic. Pretty soon he'll be talking about Goku and stuff. And he's white, not Asian.

vanilla ice cream 

a delicious, but basic flavor of ice cream. it is not something else you sick fucks.
"Jerry and I went to go to Carvel to eat some vanilla ice cream! Don't worry, it wasn't jizz, like urban dictionary's definitions!"

Vanilla Twilight 

It's a song, you sex-obsessed idiots! A perfectly innocent Owl City song about a guy who misses his girlfriend (or perhaps even a platonic friend, it isn't clear). Stop trying to turn it into something dirty.

When he uses the term, "Vanilla Twilight", he is literally talking about the color of the sky:
I'll find repose in new ways
Though I haven't slept in two days
'Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone
But drenched in vanilla twilight
I'll sit on the front porch all night
Waist deep in thought because when
I think of you I don't feel so alone